I don’t read much “real” news because it’s just irritating to read all the horrible things that are going on in the world on a regular basis. I read the news capsule on the Yahoo! mainpage every day so that I can find out about the major news stories (though even the capsule tends to have dumb headlines most of the time), but otherwise I read nerdier news. All the news I need to read is computer news, movie news and obscure news. All of which is far more entertaining. So if you ever meet me, don’t try to talk about current events as any opinions I might have will be woefully uninformed.

His arms stretch really wide in the third panel, oh well.