This was a sign that I saw once at Radio Shack at their counter, but that would’ve been too small to read so I made it a big sign on the outside of the store. The logic of the free offer is just astounding to me, as if all customers want to be sold stuff that they don’t need. I never call people on things like this, though sometimes I’m extremely tempted. Though I think the meanest one of these deals to call someone on is not getting a smile from a McDonald’s employee, that’s just sadistic to think they’ll smile all the time.

I also like when people say something’s broken when by the nature of the object it can’t really be broken.